someone who is really lame, undesirable to be around, generally has no friends, and probably smells like bear shit and listens to slipknot or insane clown posse.
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John: Bret Farve plays for the Vikings, Count Dorkula
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(dork-yuh-ler –adjective
Grammar: the superlative of dorky.
1. the condition of being thoroughly, supremely and extremely socially inept, silly, clumsy.
2. not seeking or oblivious to popularity or peer approval.
3. driven by an unusual interest to the point of seeming odd to most everyone else.
4. the highest kind, quality, or order of dork, surpassing all else or others;
5. a state in itself; utmost degree of quirky or bookish nonsocial autonomy.
6. characterized by intelligence-driven single-mindedness that results in social disconnection.
7. comprised of minute compartments or cavities of dorkiness. (portmanteau: dorky & cellular)
Grammar: the superlative of dorky.
1. the condition of being thoroughly, supremely and extremely socially inept, silly, clumsy.
2. not seeking or oblivious to popularity or peer approval.
3. driven by an unusual interest to the point of seeming odd to most everyone else.
4. the highest kind, quality, or order of dork, surpassing all else or others;
5. a state in itself; utmost degree of quirky or bookish nonsocial autonomy.
6. characterized by intelligence-driven single-mindedness that results in social disconnection.
7. comprised of minute compartments or cavities of dorkiness. (portmanteau: dorky & cellular)
"Using paper clips as hair barrettes is dorkular."
"She has a dorkular obsession with words."
"...clueless to what looks cool, totally dorkular."
"There were these dorkular streamers on the bicycle."
"He was wearing dorkular glasses fixed with tape."
"She has a dorkular obsession with words."
"...clueless to what looks cool, totally dorkular."
"There were these dorkular streamers on the bicycle."
"He was wearing dorkular glasses fixed with tape."
by Vanna Bonta January 19, 2008
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1. a nerdy technique of composing a work of art by pasting on a door various materials not normally associated with one another, as newspaper clippings, parts of photographs, theater tickets, and fragments of an envelope.
2. a work of art produced by this dorky technique.
1. a nerdy technique of composing a work of art by pasting on a door various materials not normally associated with one another, as newspaper clippings, parts of photographs, theater tickets, and fragments of an envelope.
2. a work of art produced by this dorky technique.
by dorkuhlagist#1 December 30, 2010
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Some dorkslap came in here trying to sell something and called me "big guy" but the last thing I'm buying is an ironic nickname.
by rc6ir February 19, 2011
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She is the quintessential Cunt Dorcula
by daddycock June 9, 2011
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