dorkula

someone who is really lame, undesirable to be around, generally has no friends, and probably smells like bear shit and listens to slipknot or insane clown posse.
That kid is such a dorkula!
by lennon pants September 11, 2007
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When some one says something so stupid they have sucked the life out of the conversation.
John: I am so pumped for the Bears/Packers game tonight.

Tim: Yeah, I think Bret Farve is going to torch the Bears.

John: Bret Farve plays for the Vikings, Count Dorkula

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by Cool Hand Jew October 21, 2010
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