dorkslap

One whose daily existence must be dissimilar but not cosmically unequal to being unendingly slapped with a whale penis.

Some dorkslap came in here trying to sell something and called me "big guy" but the last thing I'm buying is an ironic nickname.

dorkslap by rc6ir February 19, 2011

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durkslap

A durkslap is when a man of an indien origen unravles his turben and slaps you with it till he is done durkslaping you for being rasist.

you: hey why dont you go blow up a tower.
indien person: Why are you insulting my people?!?!??!?!?
friend: shit man lets get out of here before he durkslaps you one in the mouth.

durkslap by SpAcE gRaSs May 1, 2009

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dorkslap • dorkslayer • durkslap

dorkslayer

Senial Older male who enjoys making online threats, and or just being a plain old piece of shit. Hangs out with Muslim gamers, see "ashkar". Enjoys Cheating in the form of Modem tapping when all else fails, see "score of 4-89".

Player 1- Oh look its a dorkslayer, everyone ignore him or he will chase the FBI on you.
Player 2- No he wont do that hes just old and crazy, but he will tap you.

dorkslayer by TheBadBa April 30, 2010

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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