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Doobular Unit 

comprised of or pertaining to the properties of a form of physical matter that represents two cookies. A doobular unit generally involves cookies that are of a larger diameter. An original doobular unit consists of two cookies with a diameter of 12" with frosting on top. The exception to this rule is the presence of the creme in between two 2" diameter chocolate cookies, forming an Oreo (see oreo). The oreo returns to the doobular state when the cookie undergoes forced meiotic division, expunging one cookie from the partition containing the creme. generally, a doobular unit will otherwise consist of chocolate chip cookies. See Fig 1.1
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man 1: "What's better than one cookie? TWO cookies!"
man 2: "Dude, that's a doobular unit...."
Doobular Unit by Doobs 2.0 September 14, 2010

dorkular 

(dork-yuh-ler –adjective
Grammar: the superlative of dorky.

1. the condition of being thoroughly, supremely and extremely socially inept, silly, clumsy.
2. not seeking or oblivious to popularity or peer approval.
3. driven by an unusual interest to the point of seeming odd to most everyone else.
4. the highest kind, quality, or order of dork, surpassing all else or others;
5. a state in itself; utmost degree of quirky or bookish nonsocial autonomy.
6. characterized by intelligence-driven single-mindedness that results in social disconnection.
7. comprised of minute compartments or cavities of dorkiness. (portmanteau: dorky & cellular)
"Using paper clips as hair barrettes is dorkular."

"She has a dorkular obsession with words."

"...clueless to what looks cool, totally dorkular."

"There were these dorkular streamers on the bicycle."

"He was wearing dorkular glasses fixed with tape."
dorkular by Vanna Bonta January 19, 2008

donkular ding dong 

A man's penis, when flaccid, that is more than twice the size of most men's erect ones.
I've never had gay tendencies, but this guy next to me at the urinal whipped out a donkular ding dong and I got dizzy.
donkular ding dong by peepee envy October 18, 2010