doozi

mistake; screw up; big whopper of a mistake;

OMW that was a real doozi doh! How could we have done something so embarassing!

by xenillia June 6, 2013

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doodie calls

noun: an expression one says when they have to take a shit. similar to when "duty calls" for a soldier or other person of action; when "doodie calls" time is of the essence

Marc: Where are you going? Ace Ventura is about to start

Taylor: Doodie calls- There's no time to waste!

After Van received word that his unit had been called into action he simply replied "Duty calls." Ironically he felt a nervous poo enter his bowels at that moment. "But doodie calls first", he continued, as he headed to the toilet.

by thebelgianbomber February 9, 2014

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Doobid

Lack of intelligence. It can be said when someone acts inappropriately or says something dumb.

Clown: Guy orders more sushi than he/she can handle

Me: ARE YOU DOOBID?

by WilliamOEricT October 17, 2011

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Doofi

The plural term for Doofus; more then one stupid person in the same vicinity.

I am going to die in a baggy of water with the Three Doofi.

by ChloeJr November 16, 2010

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Shum Liam Lum Doobily

<noun> 'sh-um-lee-um-lum-doob-illy' singular: Derived from slang

A large penis

Person A: "My man, you got the utensils to pierce my shum liam lum doobily?"
Person B: "You sure you want to do that to yourself"
Person A: " Yeah dawg, I want a big ol' metal rod drilled right through my one eyed monster, but no homo shit when your down there homes"
Person B: "Iiiite then, 50 bucks and whip it out"
Person C, B, D, E and F collectively: "Oooooooh SHIT"

by Kevin Briggs September 21, 2011

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