doobit 

Doobit is when someone asks you to do something, and you roll a joint instead.

Them: could you please take out the trash?
You: I’ll doobit later
Them: I want a divorce, but let me hit that first.

doobit by DaMaygun July 12, 2022

Doobid

Lack of intelligence. It can be said when someone acts inappropriately or says something dumb.

Clown: Guy orders more sushi than he/she can handle

Me: ARE YOU DOOBID?

Doobid by WilliamOEricT October 17, 2011

Doolittlean 

1. Pertaining to blocking someone for using conflationary statements which lack decidability in operational context. 2. Pertaining to deflationary, low-context communication which contains complete specificity within the operational context of the statement

Your Doolittlean maneuvers preclude me from the magical conflation I want

Doolittlean by sandraxine July 27, 2017

Shum Liam Lum Doobily 

<noun> 'sh-um-lee-um-lum-doob-illy' singular: Derived from slang

A large penis

Person A: "My man, you got the utensils to pierce my shum liam lum doobily?"
Person B: "You sure you want to do that to yourself"
Person A: " Yeah dawg, I want a big ol' metal rod drilled right through my one eyed monster, but no homo shit when your down there homes"
Person B: "Iiiite then, 50 bucks and whip it out"
Person C, B, D, E and F collectively: "Oooooooh SHIT"

Shum Liam Lum Doobily by Kevin Briggs September 21, 2011

Doobie call

A late night summons -- often made via telephone -- to arrange for company to smoke a doobie; a meeting arranged for the purpose of smoking up.

Eddie always says yes to my Doobie calls.

Doobie call by TheIndianGuy November 18, 2014

Doobie

Doobie

noun: doobie; plural noun: doobies
a cannabis cigarette.

Jeff: Don't be cruel and pass me the doobie!

Charles: Share is care bro!

Jeff: Sweet!

Doobie by CannabisKings April 3, 2019

Doombitch 

When a woman kisses a man as an act of love, but results in the death of the man shortly thereafter (usually within 5 hours). Even if the kiss doesn't directly kill the victim, the death of the kissed man will still be caused by the doombitch.

However, the kiss of the doombitch will also ensure the kissed to die gloriously. Whether it is to stop a plane from being hijacked or stopping a meteor with your bare hands, a single moment of extreme manlyness and power is guarantied.

The term "doombitch" was spawned as a joke on the /a/ board of the (in)famous site 4chan.org, a place of great win and fail alike. An anonymous, a user of the site, joked about the death of a main character in the popular anime "Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann". He was kissed by Yoko, one of the other main characters, and died in glorious battle. The loss of the main character was so surprising and unimaginable that Yoko was blamed for his death. The typical doombitch is kindhearted, sexy and interested in the victim - criteria which closely match Yoko herself.

Once you're jinxed by a doombitch, there is no turning back. You can only pray that your moment of death and glory was grander than the previous guy.

-Damn that doombitch, she did it again! FU¤#!

-Yeah, yeah calm down. What are you rambling on about.

-She kissed Mark 3 hours ago! And guess what; he died in a restaurant after killing the top mafia families in this city with his teeth.

-I-I just kissed her 15 minutes ago, but it was only for a moment so...

-DAMN THAT DOOMBITCH!

Doombitch by Realmen.Inc May 8, 2008