Doombitch 

When a woman kisses a man as an act of love, but results in the death of the man shortly thereafter (usually within 5 hours). Even if the kiss doesn't directly kill the victim, the death of the kissed man will still be caused by the doombitch.

However, the kiss of the doombitch will also ensure the kissed to die gloriously. Whether it is to stop a plane from being hijacked or stopping a meteor with your bare hands, a single moment of extreme manlyness and power is guarantied.

The term "doombitch" was spawned as a joke on the /a/ board of the (in)famous site 4chan.org, a place of great win and fail alike. An anonymous, a user of the site, joked about the death of a main character in the popular anime "Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann". He was kissed by Yoko, one of the other main characters, and died in glorious battle. The loss of the main character was so surprising and unimaginable that Yoko was blamed for his death. The typical doombitch is kindhearted, sexy and interested in the victim - criteria which closely match Yoko herself.

Once you're jinxed by a doombitch, there is no turning back. You can only pray that your moment of death and glory was grander than the previous guy.

-Damn that doombitch, she did it again! FU¤#!

-Yeah, yeah calm down. What are you rambling on about.

-She kissed Mark 3 hours ago! And guess what; he died in a restaurant after killing the top mafia families in this city with his teeth.

-I-I just kissed her 15 minutes ago, but it was only for a moment so...

-DAMN THAT DOOMBITCH!

Doombitch by Realmen.Inc May 8, 2008

doorbitch 

To make sure the people who would go to Wasteland parties would stick to the dresscode, which is supposed to be kinky and sexual, the organisation hired women who would stand at the door and tell people whether they could come in or not.

Normally this is a bouncers job, but since they're always mentally challenged and can't handle instructions that require a sound fashion judgement, the doorbitch was created.

Since these women quickly became notorious for verbal abuse and fucking up your night out in general, the term 'doorbitch' came into life.

However, other, less kinky organisations have started using them as well; Now&Wow has a couple of doorbitches, and Jimmy Woo of Supperclub both have transexual/crossdressing doorbitches.

Over the years the doorbitch has become an excellent idiot-avoidance tactic in nightlife, and although she makes a sellected (small) crowd miserable, te majority of normal clubbers enjoy a better atmosphere thanks to her careful selection of customers at the door.

"Dude, can't believe you got in!!!"

"Yeah, but only after the doorbitch told me to take of my Arsenal shirt and dance on it... what an absolute BITCH!!!"

doorbitch by Cochese December 19, 2004

doorbitch 

In the home party (aka homepar, homepah, homepa, HP) culture, especially in Asian countries like Malaysia, Thailand, and Taiwan, a doorbitch is the person assigned by the homepar host to verify if the person is actually invited or not. The invitation comes in different forms, most commonly, a wrist band or an FB event invite.

The doorbitch must be by the door at all times and responsible for many things, including but not limited to the following:
- primary contact person to the venue
- the person who opens and closes the venue door
- must verify the guest is on the guest list
- makes sure that the plus-one of an invited guest has been given approval by the host to join the homepar
- ensures that the volume of the homepar from outside is within acceptable limits
- has the power to deny or accept a person at his own discretion
- must monitor the homepar's headcount
- report any commotion to the host within or outside the venue, and
- ensures everyone's safety

The term was first used by D.To in a homepar setting during the Divine Bliss Resurrection events in Malaysia last August 2018.

Dude 1: Do you already have an invite to tonight's homepar?
Dude 2: Yeah, I do. I also know the doorbitch, I can plus-one you.

doorbitch by d.to January 21, 2019

dumbitch

1. A dumb bitch
2. A person that one hates for their overwhelming stupidity

Brian: "Man our teacher is so stupid!"
Mark: "Yeah I know, she's a dumbitch"

dumbitch by brin-paw December 3, 2005

Dogbitch 

One who is so sexually active that it is unknown how many types of whore related STD's are carried. Also usually has a revolving door to her bedroom and also has an average appearance topped of with horrible scrambelled-egg belly on show. Also rates herself far to highly, usually a 4/10 walking around as she is an 8/10.

Look at that dogbitch over there!

Dogbitch by Spokesinator July 16, 2010

dumbitchery 

A form of gender polarization affecting mostly females, that conversely has adverse effects on males

Janet told Ron he couldn't watch the game with his buddies. This was the last straw for Ron, however, as he was not going to tolerate any more dumbitchery.

dumbitchery by Ovrfltr May 8, 2021

doobitch 

1.the persone you gank marijuana off of, or one who holds it for you.
2.someone dumb enough to do whatever you tell them, and therefore subject to your every whim.

"we're gonna stop at 72 before we head back to my roof... Nick's my doobitch."
"ha! what a pathetic doobitch, man!"
"that pork doobitch killed my buzz."

doobitch by killerqueen May 4, 2005