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Dongoloid 

People with above average penis size who don’t recognize that 4 INCHES IS AVERAGE and more than enough to please a woman.
Michael: With your small penis, no wonder she dumped you!
Bobby: 4 Inches Is Average and more than enough to please a woman.
Michael: No way, bro! Bigger is better!
Bobby: Learn some science, Dongoloid.
Dongoloid by Chris P Bayken January 17, 2019
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dongoloos 

Dongoloos means anything and everything.

Positive or negative.
“Dat hoe dress is so dongoloos😍”
“Boy get out my face wit dat dongoloos ass fit🙄”
“i’m feeling so dongoloos today”
“DONGOLOOS HOE”
dongoloos by Harmontpls September 1, 2021

donpollo2982

Donpollo2982, also known as King of Ohio or Agustin is a dominican TikTok content creator that makes videos on his Android phone. His videos are consisted of him eating chicken (hence the name don pollo), but sometimes having to end the video abruptly due to someone calling him, adding the humor to his videos.

The videos' sounds were used on TikTok slideshows or standalone videos. Then, some time later, TikTok users started to use CapCut to modify the videos' speeds using the "Custom" section in the "Speed" section.

Agustin acknowledges these memes and tells viewers to use his audios for memes. Don Pollo still gets mad at the notifications, obviously because they ruin his videos.

Here is the translation of one of his videos, from when he got a new phone:
Title: replying to username
Comment: "Goodbye to the notifications 😿"
Don Pollo: "No, no. The notifications cannot go away, notifications cannot go away. It's the only thing that gets me interested, it's the only thing that gets me interested. No, no, not like this."

Agustin, due to him being a boomer of sorts, likes to create all kinds of content with his wife, Vanessa, no matter if it is famous of not, he just likes to create these kinds of content for fun.

In conclusion, donpollo2982 is a TikToker known for the notorious Chime ringtone that is found in most of his videos.
1: "Bro, check out this funny video from donpollo2982"
Phone speaker: "El que quiera perder el 📞📞📞📞📞📞📞"
2: "Bro, what is so funny about this."
1: "Kys"
donpollo2982 by saulposting March 24, 2023
The study of doughnuts. Doughnuts are very delicate and it takes time to master the art of doughnutry. You can receive your ThD in Donology at UNC at Chapel Thot. This was established by the National Thot Society, and is a cherished term at Krispy Kreme.
"I just got my ThD in Donology! Turn tf up!"
Donology by Cohoe September 22, 2014

donkologist 

one who studies donk (badonkadonk, booty, etc) and determines whether a girl has a certified donk
Courtney: See, I DO have a donk!

Rachel: Really? Your butt's not that big...

Courtney: My donkologist certified it and said, "Its not how big the booty is, it's what you do with it."

Bekah: DAYYYUMMM SHE GOT A DONK!
donkologist by doctordonk February 16, 2010
Donzo means done. Finished. Retired.
Obviously it came from the word done. Zo is just the way girls and guys add stuff to the end of a word. example: gonners? Same thing only zo.
Dude, Kevin and I are totally donzo.
Our relationship is donzo.
Dick Butkis is donzo.
donzo by Liv Manning December 8, 2004
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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