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Dongologist

A professional donger and or handler of the dong. A dongologist is someone who can help with any dong needs people may have and can give medicine and help for the issues. A requirement is a signed approval by Imaqtpie the first dongologist and the leader of the dongs.
Imaqtpie is a master dongologist.
by The black guy from twitch chat September 1, 2013
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Dankologist

A person in an imaginary field of study pertaining to marijuana. If someone is knowledable about marijuana, or Dankology, that person would be a Dankologist.
Your friend gets the best bud, he is a dankologist.
by The Consummate Gentleman September 16, 2009
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donkologist

one who studies donk (badonkadonk, booty, etc) and determines whether a girl has a certified donk
Courtney: See, I DO have a donk!

Rachel: Really? Your butt's not that big...

Courtney: My donkologist certified it and said, "Its not how big the booty is, it's what you do with it."

Bekah: DAYYYUMMM SHE GOT A DONK!
by doctordonk February 16, 2010
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Deontologist

A person who follows rules, no matter how dumb.

Synonyms: stickler, anal retentive, pedant
Hume: Bentham sure is pissed at you.
Voltaire: He said I could stay at his house as long as I didn’t fuck his sister.
Hume: You fucked his sister?
Voltaire: His *step*-sister. That guy’s such a deontologist.
by LosLorenzo June 18, 2019
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Dragologist

A person well versed in the art of drag and drag-related topics.
Watching RuPaul’s drag race doesn’t make you a dragologist!”
by George Washington was bad October 21, 2020
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bongologist

One who studies how to smoke marijuana effectively through any bong. This includes the customs, cultures, and the art of toking.
The bongologist concluded the gravity bong to be highly effective, somewhat crude, but definitely not an urban myth.
by toothoreo January 16, 2011
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beer bongologist

someone that knows a hundred different ways for you and them to chug your and everyone else's beer.
Timmy: We need to invite a beer bongologist to this party to show the ladies how to get FUBAR.
by UncleShakie July 8, 2014
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