dongolo

A dongolo is a slang word for penis. Also referred as dong. This word is unique and funny to look at.

Can I touch your dongolo?

dongolo by robotmonkeysquid February 5, 2015

Dongoloid 

People with above average penis size who don’t recognize that 4 INCHES IS AVERAGE and more than enough to please a woman.

Michael: With your small penis, no wonder she dumped you!
Bobby: 4 Inches Is Average and more than enough to please a woman.
Michael: No way, bro! Bigger is better!
Bobby: Learn some science, Dongoloid.

Dongoloid by Chris P Bayken January 17, 2019

Dogologue 

1. The inner monologue of a dog spoken aloud by pet owners. Often presented in a cutesy voice, similar to that of the voice used with an infant.

2. The dialogue between two or more dogs expressed by owners.

It is so irritating when my friend gives a full dogologue of what Sparky is thinking.

Dogologue by Holly Badger October 7, 2013

dangology

Dangology is the science behind the "fold and tuck" that is used when McDonalds employees hand out brown paper bags of take away goods.

A good danged bag (aka 'a dang good bag') will have its corners folded down parallel to the sides of the bag, with the folded part being affected by the contents of the bag.

Official Use:

McDonalds Boss : Dang that bag!
McDonalds Employee: what? i did!?!
Boss: Dang the bag!
Employee: i already did!
Boss: DANG THE GODDAMN BAG
Employee: ok! i will! jeez!

Boss: Ok, Tim. Dangology 101 today. You ready? Set? DANG IT
*Tim dangs the bag in 2 seconds*
Boss: TOO SLOW

DANG Use:

'ARGH DANG IT! FLIPPING OPRAH STILL THINKS SHES HOT! GET A TAN!'

dangology by HollyJolly March 9, 2009

drongoloid

Someone with no spacial, social or mental capacity to interact on a level with people regarded as normal. Their existance can only be regarded as insignificant, they should also be kept in chains and fed bird seeds.

Lee tried to discourage his current employees from performing like the previous drongoloid (Craig Sharpe) who slipped through his recruitment net.

drongoloid by leemothelegend March 3, 2010

dongoloos 

Dongoloos means anything and everything.

Positive or negative.

“Dat hoe dress is so dongoloos😍”
“Boy get out my face wit dat dongoloos ass fit🙄”
“i’m feeling so dongoloos today”
“DONGOLOOS HOE”

dongoloos by Harmontpls September 1, 2021

Donglord

A person who simply is the master of all things penis.

Jeez man, Steve is a goddamn Donglord...

Donglord by Diggle Dude April 5, 2017