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donkey dunker 

The sexual act of inserting ones donkey size penis into a womans orfice.
I'm so pissed at my boyfriend. I need a donkey dunker.
donkey dunker by Ihama Cocksuka March 14, 2007
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Daddy Daryl Donkey Dunkers 

A man above the age of 56 dunks their balls in a urinal previously used by a transgender woman (must have a wiener), then proceeding to either f*ck or kill a large donkey.
Jim: Can i get a number 5

minimum wage worker: why is there a donkey corpse in your car

Daddy Daryl Donkey Dunkers

dinker-donker 

Dinker-donk- the scientific name for tunsignal. Derrived from the sound it makes: dinker donk
That bitch forgot to use his dinker-donker!
dinker-donker by Amanda January 11, 2005

Honker Donker 

Something epic or good (can be a physical thing or an event)
"Oh I have my favorite block first tomorrow!? Thats a honker donker.
Honker Donker by kungfuboy46 September 6, 2022

peenie donker 

A person who enjoys wasting the time of others. Someone with nothing to do and no purpose in life whose general everyday aimless wondering and pointless, futile activities only serve to annoy the general population. Typically taking the form of middle-to-older aged white males who enjoy things such as lawn care and/or bass fishing shows, the peenie donker can also be found in female form in places such as the highways, shopping malls, restaurants, and grocery stores.
I was in the grocery store checkout behind a real god-damned peenie donker. He kept trying to use expired coupons and then wanted to talk to the cashier about his aunt.

That fucking peenie donker in the Prius was doing 25 in a 35 zone.
peenie donker by Petrosian August 9, 2019

horp a donker 

see drop a deuce, pinch a loaf, take a dump
It is the act of taking a huge shit.
I had to horp a donker and was afraid that shit wouldn't flush.
horp a donker by shawndo919 April 16, 2008

Flicky Flicky Willy Donker

A light switch
Man 1: Oi, where’s the flicky flicky willy donker in your loo.

Man 2: Next to the mirror on the right
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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