donker

I'll cut off your donker.
by g0blin September 01, 2004
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A mystical creature that was created in the land of Brunet St, more specifically, the tree of wisdom. They are most known for the estranged sound it makes. 'Eeeee-yuh'

In the winter, the donker's used their pond as an ice rink.
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a person who does everything wrong.

(this word is good for use around parents- it's not a swear word so you won't get in trouble. they'll have no idea what you're talking about)
big brother: you forgot to flush the toilet again!
little brother: oops.
big brother: shut up. you're such a donker.
by uradonker May 20, 2009
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Man...she's got a donker.
by rkbocage October 10, 2003
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noun. A person who combines stupidity with a general air of arrogance, lack of propriety and a general low level of talent in anything they think they are good at.
"Sam, If you are going to cut and paste other peoples work onto your blog then everyone will know you are a donker."
by Uncle Chipsy March 26, 2008
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music genre NRG and scouse have a beat which is constant called a donk people are addicted to this beat and therefore call themselves donkers
what music do you listen to? NRG and scouse! im a donker babyyyy!
by maz214 March 05, 2008
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An animal or human exhibiting donkey-like qualities that include: a sturdy framed body, a large head, awkward/graceless movements, and the personality traits of innocence and loyalty, most likely due to having a low-functioning and/or small brain.
The character of Donk from the movie "Crocodile Dundee" was a real donker.

My bull terrier, Ike, is such a donker.
by bubu82 April 30, 2009
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