Doing the Dirty Dan 

The act of having sexual intercourse with a woman while she is bent over the toilet vomiting.

Christina was so drunk, that she was throwing up into the toilet. Dan came from behind, saw the excellent opportunity, and immediately commenced in doing the Dirty Dan.

Doing the Dirty Dan by bobisocks April 8, 2012

Doin' the dirt

Slang for committing crime for money. Usually refers to low level criminal activity (aka the dirty work). Doin' dirt is commonly connected to drug dealing & trafficking, but doing dirt can be used to describe a wide variety of crime such as: robbing people, pimping hoes, running small-time gambling rings, assault+murder (for pay obviously) ect...

Lil man: Yaow man what you doin on the block at this hour?
Blood: Doin' that dirt lil nigga.
Lil man: Really? Can you hit me up with some weight?
Blood: Hell naw, your so young you couldnt even lift a Ki

Momma: Tiquita, where the fuck Jamal at, I gave him our foodstamps to go grocery shoppin 3hrs ago!?
Tiquita: Why momma? You know he's tryin to come up.. I bet he traded them for some work, he's prolly doin' the dirt right now on 116th and Lennox..

"I'm gonna cop some humongous guns so when I pop the mops and the sponges come, Ima keep doin dirt till i'm under some" -Cassidy

Doin' the dirt by netstryke December 15, 2005

Doing the Dirty 

A way to say FUCKING when children are around.

So I only realised that she was a man after we had done the dirty.

Doing the Dirty by Peter Adams January 6, 2004

Doing me Dirty 

To do wrong
To act bad or to not fulfill on actions

Your doing me Dirty by not giving me a ride.
Dude you just stepped on my shoes, Your doing me dirty.

Doing me Dirty by xDJCJx April 29, 2011

Doing it dirty 

Something you would do sexually but, would never admit to!

Damn, Bitch you were out late with your friends. You are so doing it dirty to make me happy.

Doing it dirty by Caseyj0307 December 17, 2008

Doing the Dirty Veggies

Foreplay with unwashed produce. i.e. cucumbers, squash, gourds, pickles, etc.

guy 1: Dude Lara wanted it so bad last night, she was getting freaky in the kitchen when I was trying to make her dinner!
guy 2: Really? Like what?
guy 1: Like, doing the dirty veggies dude, she didn't even wash that shit.
guy 2: Nice!
guy 1: Yeah but afterward she smelled like Salinas.

Doing the Dirty Veggies by dirty veggie washer September 2, 2013

doing a dirty malone

The act of plunging ones beak into a pair of filthy pants.

Fucking hell gordon I was doing a dirty malone in the woman’s changing rooms and I got caught. My god Neil, you are a foul bastard.

doing a dirty malone by Ginger Barbarian. October 17, 2019