someone who whilst playing golf unfortunately plonks their tee - shot into a ditch and is then .. incapable of retrieving it !
by randy hoo ha August 18, 2009
Get the ditchstick mug.A measuring device that every man has to measure the length of his penis. Could be a ruler, a yardstick, or something else with a predetermined size. Rarely seen or admitted to, but in the possession of most men.
"I woke up with such bad wood this morning that I had to grab my dickstick and see what the damage was."
by knight_visionn December 6, 2009
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A health and fitness device, that also makes women very very happy. It had a rather unexpected side effect - in that it gives most women intense orgasms - through their clothing. It can be used in private or public. If women want want they can use it while dancing.
US and International Patents have been filed for its methods and devices.
It's trademarked in the US(serial # 85048794), EU & Japan (International Reg # 1062656) as:
"Adult sexual stimulation aids, namely, massage systems comprised of non-electric and electric massage devices held in place by non-electric and or electric positioning devices for stimulating, vibrating, and massaging various parts of female anatomy and stimulation devices for aiding in sexual arousal and experience while reclining, standing, sitting or dancing for women that can be used both unclothed and clothed for private and or public use"
Some people joke that it's a 21'st Century cure for "Female Hysteria"
US and International Patents have been filed for its methods and devices.
It's trademarked in the US(serial # 85048794), EU & Japan (International Reg # 1062656) as:
"Adult sexual stimulation aids, namely, massage systems comprised of non-electric and electric massage devices held in place by non-electric and or electric positioning devices for stimulating, vibrating, and massaging various parts of female anatomy and stimulation devices for aiding in sexual arousal and experience while reclining, standing, sitting or dancing for women that can be used both unclothed and clothed for private and or public use"
Some people joke that it's a 21'st Century cure for "Female Hysteria"
by TheDiscoStick May 3, 2011
Get the DiscoStick(TM) mug.In nominal terms, a dickstick is another term for a dildo. By extrapolation, "dickstick" is a Tomism (see Tomism) and used as a mild insult to one's intelligence. Useable as a substitute for "dipshit", "dickstick" usually indicates one's displeasure of another person's actions.
P1: "Hey, Tom look. Frank just took the last piece of pizza."
T: "Oh, that dickstick! I didn't even get to eat any!"
T: "Oh, that dickstick! I didn't even get to eat any!"
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Get the Anti-Dickstick mug.look at these two homos riding their fucking dickstickswith flip flops and they actually feel cool, like they are surfing or some shit.
by tylerzz July 20, 2006
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