ditchpick

Used when you've wandered into a ditch when in a drunken stupor, and in the following morning had to hitch a ride and get picked up by total strangers.

"Hey, did you know that John was ditchpicked last night?"

"Oh man I'm probably gonna ditchpick tonight."

by wallyladyn May 13, 2010

ditchpig

A girl who is a fat annoying bitch

Shut up you ditchpig, you are really getting on my nerves!

by Banglegurl August 16, 2003

ditchpig

An ugly obnoxious bitch. Waking up with one is the usual result of way too much booze and not enough wingmen.

I should really lay off the Jagerbombs I keep waking up beside a ditchpig.

by DennisIsEvil March 24, 2007

dickpicker

n. specifically, a man who has ticks on his penis, but can be any man who has questionable or dirty genitals.

Shutup, you fucking dickpicker! Like hell you were with my mother last night.

by jekkle June 22, 2006

America's Dickpick

A U.S. President who is cruel, crude, dishonest, disrespectful, and insensitive, in other words, a total dick.

Here comes another asinine tweet from America's Dickpick, Donald Trump.

by Pav Lago March 22, 2017

dickpick

(n) A 10-15 min song on a jukebox you play next for the extra credit cost not because you want to hear it but because you want the rest of the bar to be punished for having you listen to the latest pop song 3 times in a row. (v) The act of playing the long song at a packed bar and leaving as the song is being played.

If I hear that song one more time I am going to dickpick "In A Gadda Da Vida" and head to the next bar.

by Dr. Deanus R. March 21, 2013

bitchpickle

like saying bitch but funnier

You Bitchpickle! Y did u steal my boyfriend?

by chloetee98 June 25, 2010