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Used when you've wandered into a ditch when in a drunken stupor, and in the following morning had to hitch a ride and get picked up by total strangers.
"Hey, did you know that John was ditchpicked last night?"

"Oh man I'm probably gonna ditchpick tonight."
by wallyladyn May 13, 2010
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