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Dickstick 

A measuring device that every man has to measure the length of his penis. Could be a ruler, a yardstick, or something else with a predetermined size. Rarely seen or admitted to, but in the possession of most men.
"I woke up with such bad wood this morning that I had to grab my dickstick and see what the damage was."
Dickstick by knight_visionn December 6, 2009
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dickstick 

In nominal terms, a dickstick is another term for a dildo. By extrapolation, "dickstick" is a Tomism (see Tomism) and used as a mild insult to one's intelligence. Useable as a substitute for "dipshit", "dickstick" usually indicates one's displeasure of another person's actions.
P1: "Hey, Tom look. Frank just took the last piece of pizza."

T: "Oh, that dickstick! I didn't even get to eat any!"
dickstick by Frank Klaune March 15, 2004

dickstick 

a cheesedick male who enjoys riding the dickstick aka longboard.
look at these two homos riding their fucking dickstickswith flip flops and they actually feel cool, like they are surfing or some shit.
dickstick by tylerzz July 20, 2006

Dickstick 

Mainly used when one individual is being an asshole, Dick
" stop being a damn dickstick"

Dickstick 

Dropping your member in a body paint before meeting with your partner to add spice to the relationship and sexual intercourse.
Veronica was getting a bit bored of my performance in bed, so I put some black dickstick on and she loved it.
Dickstick by SammySammyG June 23, 2021

Dickstick 

a juul or any type of vape
dang you love sucking on that dickstick

Anti-Dickstick

An Anti-Dickstick is also known as a pocket pussy which is a latex mold if a vagina.
Dad! that's not the milk jug that my Anti-Dickstick
Anti-Dickstick by cookiecum April 3, 2020
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