Ditchsmack 

Getting screwed, fucked, or put down without any heads up or previous knowledge of events about to accrue

Noel got ditchsmacked by events at BCT.

Ditchsmack by Zebaja September 13, 2021

bitchsmack 

much like a bitchslap, but a "bitchsmack" sounds way better when you say it. It also proves to sound more intense than the average bitchslap.

Say it to me again, I WILL bitchsmack you, HARD.

bitchsmack by Daniel Marty July 19, 2006

dicksmack 

a stupid person, or imbecile.

Yo! Dicksmack, stop hitting yourself.

dicksmack by Anonymous October 30, 2002

Dicksmacker 

1. A tool, douchebag, or all around loser who is lacking friends and/or social skills.

2. One who charges rent in Monopoly.

3. A male who literally smacks either his dick, or another's dick, in frequent excess. Can also apply to a female.

Guy with the properties: Hey, you owe me X Dollars.
Me: fine, take it, ya dicksmacker.

or

"Hey look! Isn't that the guy that got punched in the face yesterday?"

"Yeah, he is a level 1 dicksmacker."

Dicksmacker by Skye Guy May 31, 2009

Doobie DickSmack 

When a man colecocks a women in the face with a big ole donker.

John totally just Doobie Dicksmacked Rebecca.

Doobie DickSmack by Rompanstomper May 5, 2010

dicksmack 

a strike with one's penis.

I'm' still sore from your dicksmacks.

dicksmack by Anonymous October 30, 2002

ditchstick 

someone who whilst playing golf unfortunately plonks their tee - shot into a ditch and is then .. incapable of retrieving it !

danny: i seem to be unable to get my ball back old chap !

alex: hah what a ditchstick!!

ditchstick by randy hoo ha August 18, 2009