A
court document in which the plaintiff requests that the
judge order the passage of a strategic arms limitation treaty which dictates that the defendant
must destroy or get rid of one or more warhead-tipped rockets in his possession.
Many courts would be reluctant to rule on a motion for dismissile because (A) they know that said ruling wouldn't likely amount to a hill of beans to the other
party, anyway, since said ordnance-possessors obviously are
non-peaceable folk who do not think reasonably/rationally nor care about laws or agreements, seeing as how they have not voluntarily dismantled their ICBM stockpile already, and (
B) they would be concerned that said hostile
party would likely launch one or more of said high-speed rockets at the courthouse in
hot-headed retaliation for any ruling against them.