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Discus

The name of a can of chewing tobacco, including Grizzly or Skoal.
Man I need to put in a discus, it's basically my whole life. I fucking love it.
by kbizzle2006ck April 5, 2011
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Discus

Aaron Studt's life, he will own the State of Wisconsin at Discus his senior year fellas...
Aaron Will Throw this to win state in 2006
by Aaron Studt December 8, 2003
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clitoris discus

Billy walked in on his sister and her friends at a slumber party while they were having a clitoris discus.
by Monocle Lewinsky July 14, 2014
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Discus chip

A thin sliced piece of potato that has been dipped in batter, deep fried and had salt applied, preferably chicken salt.
Previously known as potato scallop, due to its “scallop cut”, sometimes called “potato cake” or “potato fitter” by people who are mentally challenged.
Aussie 1: “I’m starvin Wally, fuck I could go a discus chip or ten”
Aussie 2: “Discus chip?”
Aussie 1: “yeah, pretty much a potato scallop, not a cake or a fritter cos we’re not fuckwits”
Aussie 2: “got ya, just like we’d eat a Parmi and not a Parma cos of the common sense spelling and our parents wernt cousins?”
Aussie 1: “oath cunt”
by Eddie007 January 8, 2023
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hung like a discus

to have a penis that is very short and very thick.
Dave has a penis that is only 1 inch long, yet it is 9 inches wide. His friends laugh and say, "Oh that Dave! He is hung like a discus". They also call him a 'fagatron'.
by cambot November 4, 2007
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Cock-a-doodle discus

When you spin with a discus at fast as u can and throw it as hard as u can at a babies face, let it bounce off, than catch it
Me: dude, that cock-a-doodle discus last night was so fun. It kinda turns me on too.

Stranger: who tf are you get away from me and my family
by Peefdeef May 28, 2018
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Discus Shots

The act of a group of people emptying each other's nut onto a public toilet seat, and whoever nuts first has the honour of cleaning it with their tongue.
John failed the discus shots, now he has to clean it up!
by KrispyCum August 18, 2025
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