Discus'd 

Blocking someone for having shitty wifi.

Who is jin and why is their wifi trash
Boutta get Discus'd

Discus'd by Orange Juice 2 October 15, 2022

hung like a discus 

to have a penis that is very short and very thick.

Dave has a penis that is only 1 inch long, yet it is 9 inches wide. His friends laugh and say, "Oh that Dave! He is hung like a discus". They also call him a 'fagatron'.

hung like a discus by cambot November 4, 2007

clitoris discus 

The female version of a circle jerk.

Billy walked in on his sister and her friends at a slumber party while they were having a clitoris discus.

clitoris discus by Monocle Lewinsky July 14, 2014

Discus 

The name of a can of chewing tobacco, including Grizzly or Skoal.

Man I need to put in a discus, it's basically my whole life. I fucking love it.

Discus by kbizzle2006ck April 5, 2011

Cock-a-doodle discus 

When you spin with a discus at fast as u can and throw it as hard as u can at a babies face, let it bounce off, than catch it

Me: dude, that cock-a-doodle discus last night was so fun. It kinda turns me on too.

Stranger: who tf are you get away from me and my family

Cock-a-doodle discus by Peefdeef May 28, 2018

Discus 

Aaron Studt's life, he will own the State of Wisconsin at Discus his senior year fellas...

Aaron Will Throw this to win state in 2006

Discus by Aaron Studt December 8, 2003

Discus chip 

A thin sliced piece of potato that has been dipped in batter, deep fried and had salt applied, preferably chicken salt.
Previously known as potato scallop, due to its “scallop cut”, sometimes called “potato cake” or “potato fitter” by people who are mentally challenged.

Aussie 1: “I’m starvin Wally, fuck I could go a discus chip or ten”
Aussie 2: “Discus chip?”
Aussie 1: “yeah, pretty much a potato scallop, not a cake or a fritter cos we’re not fuckwits”
Aussie 2: “got ya, just like we’d eat a Parmi and not a Parma cos of the common sense spelling and our parents wernt cousins?”
Aussie 1: “oath cunt”

Discus chip by Eddie007 January 8, 2023