KrispyCum's definitions

Pumpkink

The act of surgically carving out your anal verge, until your anal prolapse falls out like Hiroshima.

Tom just pumpkinked himself!

by KrispyCum November 28, 2025

Cum-Poo Panda

The act of defecating on the toilet, then proceeding to stand up face the toilet, aim your member towards your black steamy melted shit and tug your member in a back in forth motion till your getting ready to ejaculate on said faeces. Then proceeding to eat it!

No way... Brad went AFK and performed a cum-poo panda to Lemon!

by KrispyCum November 28, 2025

Guerillaspeed

Someone who rapes, they fucked a lot, guerilla style, never seen, never felt, never loved. Someone who fucks and runs.

Nah, Brian went full Guerillaspeed on William!

by KrispyCum August 18, 2025

Shish Kebab

The act of sitting on an alcoholic beverage with your anus in a public seating place/area.

That guy just got Shish Kebabed

by KrispyCum August 18, 2025

Eggbeater

The act of bashing and killing a pregnant woman, till her unborn child and the mother herself looks like scrambled eggs.

Dude... I think Eli might be an eggbeater because of all of the kicking he does!

by KrispyCum August 18, 2025

Discus Shots

The act of a group of people emptying each other's nut onto a public toilet seat, and whoever nuts first has the honour of cleaning it with their tongue.

John failed the discus shots, now he has to clean it up!

by KrispyCum August 18, 2025

cranging

The act of blowing air into your spouse’s anus, in return of them farting towards your eyes and achieving a pink eye.

Did you hear about John and Doe? he blew air into Doe’s asshole and she farted on his eyes, they're so fucking pink! she’s a cranging queen!

by KrispyCum March 31, 2025