Definitions by cambot

showtum 

The embarrassing situation when one (or both) of your testicles hang loose from your baggy fitting shorts or underwear, esp. in public.

Little did David know, as he posed for the family photograph, that his showtum was exposed for all to see. A passing cockglancer could hardly believe his luck!

showtum by cambot May 17, 2008

faghetti

pasta for gay men. pasta for poofters.

Robert and Ryan indulged in a bowl of faghetti before bedtime.

faghetti by cambot November 6, 2007

hung like a discus 

to have a penis that is very short and very thick.

Dave has a penis that is only 1 inch long, yet it is 9 inches wide. His friends laugh and say, "Oh that Dave! He is hung like a discus". They also call him a 'fagatron'.

hung like a discus by cambot November 4, 2007

sex in a canoe 

Slang for a mild tasting or low alcohol beer.

Drinking most American beers is like sex in a canoe... fucking close to water!

sex in a canoe by cambot November 4, 2007