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discustipated 

Its when someone or something over grosses you out

Discusted and constipated at the same time
That waitress totally discustipated me
discustipated by Pinkblonde777 September 12, 2017
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Disgustipated 

And the angel of the lord came unto me, snatching me up from my place of slumber. And took me on high, and higher still until we moved to the spaces betwixt the air itself. And he brought me into a vast farmlands of our own Midwest. And as we descended, cries of impending doom rose from the soil. One thousand, nay a million voices full of fear. And terror possessed me then

And I begged, "Angel of the Lord, what are these tortured screams?"

And the angel said unto me, "These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots! You see, Reverend Maynard, tomorrow is harvest day and to them it is the holocaust."
-from disgustipated
Disgustipated by Homo-Cunt July 24, 2018

disgustipated 

When one is so incredibly disgusted that all stages of the of digestion process cease, resulting constipation. -TOOL
"Oh man, that sick fucker had sex with and emeu at the zoo until it died! Just thinking about that shit is making me disgustipated..."
disgustipated by redsock July 2, 2004

disgustipated 

difficulty in relieving oneself of strong feelings of dislike
I am disgustipated by the current political climate.
disgustipated by levex January 17, 2010

Disgustipated 

Disgustipated was coined by E.C. Segar in his syndicated comic strip Popeye. Earliest use 1938, when Popeye uses the term to address his lyin-cheating-weasel-scam-artist father, Poopdeck Pappy. It's an amplification of the term "disgusted" - to the point of mashing up with "constipated" and possibly "exasperated."
"I yam disgustipated wit' ya!" - Popeye to his father, after discovering Pappy was selling water to stranded Death Valley travelers for $5,000 a glass.
Disgustipated by businessgypsy September 10, 2014
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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