discrepid 

1. Bearing a stark resemblance to something a dog dug up.

2. So unsightly. so unspeakably decrepid that it actually fits the definition of invisible.

I've seen refuse before that's not fit for dumpsters, but this discrepid crap which is supposed to be food isn't fit for the toilet.

discrepid by Red Kuller November 9, 2008

discretion is the better part of valor 

A phrase meaning to not let courage outweigh good judgment; is the potential outcome worth the risk?

Kid (10 years old): I really wanted to punch that boy for what he said dad, but I thought his parents would probably sue us, so I didn’t.
Dad: Wise decision, son. Discretion is the better part of valor. I’m proud of you. What’d the kid say that made you so mad?
Kid: He said mom was a whore.
Dad: What?!... Why didn’t you beat the shit outta that kid!!

discretion is the better part of valor by |SaltyJack| January 12, 2019

Anal Discrepancy 

Having a lack of compatibility or similarity when having anal sex with two or more people, animals, and or objects.

There was a large anal discrepancy between Jane and Phil.

When having sex with my farm animals I tend to have an anal discrepancy towards the chickens.

A computer input cord had an anal discrepancy with my MacBook Pro.

There is anal discrepancies between my my mother, aunt, and girlfriend.

Anal Discrepancy by TN/GC May 5, 2011

discrepancy 

Lack of agreement; inconsistancy.

The obvious discrepancy amongst the group deterred them from making a quick decision.

discrepancy by Larstait November 7, 2003

Memo Discrepancy 

When someone makes statements about their accounts that are complete lies but, because you can’t say that in the notes or to the customer, you have to call it a memo discrepancy.

“This bitch says called the other day and that she’d gotten some rep to wave her fees but she never called in once. Can I say she’s a lying whore in the memos?”
“No, just say it’s a memo discrepancy and then specify what didn’t match up. Otherwise you’ll get your ass in trouble.”

Memo Discrepancy by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008

ABD (Advanced Ball Discrepancy) 

The point in life when you can clearly see that one ball hangs lower than the other.

The 30's sucked. First time I had to wear glasses, gained about 20 pounds and developed ABD (Advanced Ball Discrepancy).

ABD (Advanced Ball Discrepancy) by Duece79 September 2, 2016

paternal discrepancy 

the official term for a situation where a man is unknowingly raising another man's child

Patrick Connaro, a 42-year-old robotics engineer living in Colorado Springs, was sitting in the bleachers one warm Saturday afternoon in 2003, watching his son’s Little League game, when the ground opened beneath him.

“My little boy was there, he was up at bat, and I started yelling for him, ‘Go Matthew! Knock it out of the park!’ And another man started screaming for Matthew. Louder than me. I looked over, and I looked at him, and I was like, Who is this guy? And I looked at my son, and I looked at him … and they were identical.”

After the ball game, Connaro ordered a paternity test. The results came back 2 weeks later. “I opened up the letter from Labcorp, and it said, ‘ … 99.9 percent chance you are not the biological father of this child.’ I started crying. My head started spinning.”

Connaro admits that the possibility had crossed his mind before, given his son’s dissimilar facial features, but each time he questioned his wife about it, she vehemently denied the suggestion. Even when he showed her the test results, she still denied it. “She said, ‘You forged this,’ ” Connaro recalls, shaking his head in amazement.

Some call this paternity fraud. But a more accurate term is "paternal discrepancy." Paternity fraud emphasizes the financial aspect of the phenomenon, but paternal discrepancy (PD) describes the anomaly itself--the disconnect between what men think is true and the genetic reality. And research shows that it's a lot more common than we might believe.

paternal discrepancy by spreading knowledge January 5, 2013