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One who is both a dipwad and a dillweed. See definitions of dipwad and dillweed for details.
Jonny is such a dipweed!!!
dipweed by Anonymous July 17, 2003
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One who is very slow at understanding how life works. Or one who is mentally challenged when it comes to common sense.
Johnny is such a Dip Weed, he tried sharpening his pen in a crayon sharpener.
Dip weed by Al Sharpy tan May 24, 2017
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a person that is annoying, possibly a dork, but definately not your friend. You despise them.
That dilweed wouldn't shut up during the entire movie. My cousing is a freaking harry potter loving dilweed.
dilweed by jeremy sandifer February 15, 2009
Corruption of "dickweed". Same meaning as dumbass, idiot, etc.
There's no CK in "ditweed".
Ditweed by Mr.JXXXXXXXXXCYSXXXXXXX January 13, 2009
1. a person who is stupid or acts immaturely, but thinks that they're doing the right thing.
My teacher is such a dimweed, he can't even explain a lesson.
dimweed by Lola Lovfangle April 21, 2010
John Digweed is a world famous dj who travels around the world to spin records at numerous clubs and parties he commands up to $20000 a night and is the best dj to ever live on the face of the earth
John Digweed @ Centro-Fly July 3rd 2003
digweed by harry January 5, 2004

john digweed 

One of the world's best known progressive house djs who broke in to the dance music industry with a residency alongside Sasha at the Renaissance Club in England. He went on to hold a legendary residency at Twilo, NYC (1996-2001) where he played between 8-12 hours on the last Friday of every month. After the closure of the club he has toured tirelessly, playing about 200 shows per year on every continent on the planet.
John Digweed tore the roof off the club last night when he played Luke Dzierzek's remix of "Out of the Curious".

I wish I could see John Digweed spin at Twilo just once, those were legendary club nights.
john digweed by TwiloGhost December 26, 2007
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