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a person that is annoying, possibly a dork, but definately not your friend. You despise them.
That dilweed wouldn't shut up during the entire movie. My cousing is a freaking harry potter loving dilweed.
dilweed by jeremy sandifer February 15, 2009
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Corruption of "dickweed". Same meaning as dumbass, idiot, etc.
There's no CK in "ditweed".
Ditweed by Mr.JXXXXXXXXXCYSXXXXXXX January 13, 2009
John Digweed is a world famous dj who travels around the world to spin records at numerous clubs and parties he commands up to $20000 a night and is the best dj to ever live on the face of the earth
digweed by harry January 5, 2004
One who is both a dipwad and a dillweed. See definitions of dipwad and dillweed for details.
Jonny is such a dipweed!!!
dipweed by Anonymous July 17, 2003

john digweed 

One of the world's best known progressive house djs who broke in to the dance music industry with a residency alongside Sasha at the Renaissance Club in England. He went on to hold a legendary residency at Twilo, NYC (1996-2001) where he played between 8-12 hours on the last Friday of every month. After the closure of the club he has toured tirelessly, playing about 200 shows per year on every continent on the planet.
John Digweed tore the roof off the club last night when he played Luke Dzierzek's remix of "Out of the Curious".

I wish I could see John Digweed spin at Twilo just once, those were legendary club nights.
john digweed by TwiloGhost December 26, 2007

Dilweeding 

The act of bumming around, being useless in action, and the physical act of stupidity. Usually characterized as someone who is lazy.
"So, where's Chris?"

"I don't know, probably dilweeding around somewhere."

"I hate working with her, she's always dilweeding when she's supposed to be working!"

lazy
Dilweeding by I<3dilweeds June 9, 2009
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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