dilweed

a person that is annoying, possibly a dork, but definately not your friend. You despise them.

That dilweed wouldn't shut up during the entire movie. My cousing is a freaking harry potter loving dilweed.

by jeremy sandifer February 15, 2009

dilweed

#1:A dick, a bitch, a guy, a wiener head, someone who is inconsiderate.

#2: A friendly insult, to say it because it sounds good with surrounding words.

#3: A greeting

#1: "What a dilweed for totally cheating on me!"

#2: "Dude your a dilweed!"

#3: "Dilweed!"

by Topsy Cretz March 6, 2009

dilweed

small person who is basiclly weak and afraid

you little dilweed shit head

by yer February 9, 2006

Dilweed

Someone who did something that annoyed you (made you anxious), but you can’t be mad at them because it’s not really their fault (and they’re also seriously adorable). A dork.

She called herself a dilweed because she took so long to reply to my messages, but I’m really the dilweed for overreacting and freaking out about it. (Sophie’s amazing and a dork and a wonderful human who means a lot to me.)

by v-blue-writer December 13, 2018

dillweed

Popularized by the Beavis and Butt-head TV series, "dillweed" is a derogatory term used to describe irrational/dumb behavior and low intellectual capacity, usually resulting in some sort of consequence.

Literally, "dillweed" likens someone to pubic hair - "dill" being slang for "penis" (think dill pickle) and "weed" being slang for "hair."

Way to get us arrested, dillweed.

by A-Skell August 25, 2006

Ditweed

Corruption of "dickweed". Same meaning as dumbass, idiot, etc.

There's no CK in "ditweed".

by Mr.JXXXXXXXXXCYSXXXXXXX January 13, 2009

dimweed

1. a person who is stupid or acts immaturely, but thinks that they're doing the right thing.

My teacher is such a dimweed, he can't even explain a lesson.

by Lola Lovfangle April 21, 2010