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a person that is annoying, possibly a dork, but definately not your friend. You despise them.
That dilweed wouldn't shut up during the entire movie. My cousing is a freaking harry potter loving dilweed.
dilweed by jeremy sandifer February 15, 2009
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1. a person who is stupid or acts immaturely, but thinks that they're doing the right thing.
My teacher is such a dimweed, he can't even explain a lesson.
dimweed by Lola Lovfangle April 21, 2010
John Digweed is a world famous dj who travels around the world to spin records at numerous clubs and parties he commands up to $20000 a night and is the best dj to ever live on the face of the earth
John Digweed @ Centro-Fly July 3rd 2003
digweed by harry January 5, 2004
One who is both a dipwad and a dillweed. See definitions of dipwad and dillweed for details.
Jonny is such a dipweed!!!
dipweed by Anonymous July 17, 2003

john digweed 

One of the world's best known progressive house djs who broke in to the dance music industry with a residency alongside Sasha at the Renaissance Club in England. He went on to hold a legendary residency at Twilo, NYC (1996-2001) where he played between 8-12 hours on the last Friday of every month. After the closure of the club he has toured tirelessly, playing about 200 shows per year on every continent on the planet.
John Digweed tore the roof off the club last night when he played Luke Dzierzek's remix of "Out of the Curious".

I wish I could see John Digweed spin at Twilo just once, those were legendary club nights.
john digweed by TwiloGhost December 26, 2007

dirtweed 

Poor quality marijuana often containing an abundance of seeds and stems
'I don't want no dirtweed, give me the columbian red or the alabama kush.'
dirtweed by Ortolan May 5, 2010
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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