Dipweedle

{dip:wid:l} noun. A person in which embodies every negative characteristic you despise.

Dude your dad is a dipweedle, I can't believe he stood there and watched us move his house for over >9000 hours.

by Phasterus June 14, 2009

dipweed

One who is both a dipwad and a dillweed. See definitions of dipwad and dillweed for details.

Jonny is such a dipweed!!!

by Anonymous July 17, 2003

dweedle

the act of a penis becoming flacid during sex with a hot chick do to stage fright.

my best friends was watching me have sex with a girl so i dweedled.
her parents walked in so i dweedled.

by hooven27 October 28, 2011

Dweedlescant

A dweedlescant is anyone who is annoying but never picks up on that fact. A dweedlescant is a relentless pest who is often dweebish, nerdy, or is just so caught up in intellectualizing everything that you can't get a word in edgewise. A dweedlescant is usually in his or her teens or is at least as immature as one, if he or she is older. A dweedlescant lacks life experience and often turns to smoking marijuana in later years to help level themselves out, thus fitting in with high functioning intellectuals. There are prescription medications available that have shown promise in recent studies to help a dweedlescant but haven't been approved by the FDA. The lack of approval is partly due to the fact that many dweedlescants have autistic tendencies and there needs to be more research done into the autistic spectrums before deeming these prescriptions beneficial. If you encounter a dweedlescant don't panic, just walk away, otherwise your time will be stolen from you when you are forced to listen to the dweedlescant go on and on about the plight of sea bass and how it relates to nuclear fission and recyclables.

That cafe is packed full of dweedlescants.

by treehighness the great February 12, 2010

Dip Weedle

The term used to define someone when they do something overly stupid. Like asking a question that was just answered, or making a response to something that is so far out of context you can't even begin to comprehend what was said.

"Did you hear what he just said?"

"Yeah the dude's a total dip weedle."

by Isis the Wise February 12, 2010

dweedle

Derived from the pokemon weedle, a stage in a boy's life preceding a fully developed dweejal.

Dweedle I choose you!!!

by Supreme Chancellor March 27, 2008

dweedle

a large plant that comes from the land of "King Pick-strawberries"

it is used to smoke and will blow the brains out of your girl friends vagina

can be used to cure "rash" on the pussy

That dweedle made brain come out Al's pussy.....shitt

by Cream-filled-what October 10, 2008