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Bagel-faced Dipshit 

Teacher: "Class, who is the current President of the US?"
Dustin: "Donald Trump?"
Teacher: "Close. Anyone else?"
Bianca: "Some bagel-faced dipshit?"
Teacher: "Correct!"
the dumbest piece of shit you'll ever meet;
also known as a dumbass
nick cappa
-"nick cappa is such a dipshit"
dipshit by Microbiology January 5, 2011
Such a rare name, well Dishita is the type of girl who will always be there for you no matter what. Her heart overflows with love, kindness and gratitude. She loved her family and friends unconditionally. She's also the type whom you'll never want to get into a fight with! She's deeply focused on the things that she wants. She's an ambituous girl, a down to earth person and has an opened mind. She follows the path of spirituality. She's such a bold person that whenever she falls in love, under the circumstances needed, she's going to make the first steps! Dishita has a weird sense of humour that many might think she's insane. Dishita is a very honest person and makes sure that she never regrets anything in her life. Don't reject any Dishita, she's a one in a million beauty. It's like refusing diamonds when you refuse a Dishita. She's such a well mannered person. She has a radiant aura and spreads positiveness everywhere she is. Dishita's beautiful personality can't be compared to anyone.
You'll never find a person as honest as Dishita!
dishita by StarletDidi27 December 27, 2016

Captain Dipshit 

1. The Captain of the Dipshits.

2. someone skilled enough in the art of being a dipshit that they are able to lead other dipshits into battle...
Certificatologist: "Way to go Captain Dipshit, you've done it again."

Midget: "Another hooker bites the dust."

Certificatologist: "You kilt her proppa wee man, you kilt her proppa..."
1. A despised person; a moron; an ineffectual person; one with a habit of being wrong, loudly and often.
"I'm Steve!"
"Ah, I've heard of you, dipshit."
dipshit by lemon juice July 17, 2006

dipshittery

Severe stupidity. Usually refering to someone acting like those idiots on Jackass.
My God, enough of this dipshittery.
dipshittery by Cerberus May 13, 2005