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Bagel-faced Dipshit
The 45th President of the United States of America.
Teacher: "Class, who is the current President of the US?"
Dustin: "Donald Trump?"
Teacher: "Close. Anyone else?"
Bianca: "Some bagel-faced dipshit?"
Teacher: "Correct!"
Dustin: "Donald Trump?"
Teacher: "Close. Anyone else?"
Bianca: "Some bagel-faced dipshit?"
Teacher: "Correct!"
Bagel-faced Dipshit by ToddUncommon March 20, 2020
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dipshit by Microbiology January 5, 2011
dishita
Such a rare name, well Dishita is the type of girl who will always be there for you no matter what. Her heart overflows with love, kindness and gratitude. She loved her family and friends unconditionally. She's also the type whom you'll never want to get into a fight with! She's deeply focused on the things that she wants. She's an ambituous girl, a down to earth person and has an opened mind. She follows the path of spirituality. She's such a bold person that whenever she falls in love, under the circumstances needed, she's going to make the first steps! Dishita has a weird sense of humour that many might think she's insane. Dishita is a very honest person and makes sure that she never regrets anything in her life. Don't reject any Dishita, she's a one in a million beauty. It's like refusing diamonds when you refuse a Dishita. She's such a well mannered person. She has a radiant aura and spreads positiveness everywhere she is. Dishita's beautiful personality can't be compared to anyone.
dishita by StarletDidi27 December 27, 2016
Captain Dipshit
1. The Captain of the Dipshits.
2. someone skilled enough in the art of being a dipshit that they are able to lead other dipshits into battle...
2. someone skilled enough in the art of being a dipshit that they are able to lead other dipshits into battle...
Certificatologist: "Way to go Captain Dipshit, you've done it again."
Midget: "Another hooker bites the dust."
Certificatologist: "You kilt her proppa wee man, you kilt her proppa..."
Midget: "Another hooker bites the dust."
Certificatologist: "You kilt her proppa wee man, you kilt her proppa..."
Captain Dipshit by Dr Todd Fuquad PhD June 18, 2006
dipshit
1. A despised person; a moron; an ineffectual person; one with a habit of being wrong, loudly and often.
dipshit by lemon juice July 17, 2006
dipshittery
dipshittery by Cerberus May 13, 2005
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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