Dipshitiot
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dipshitiot
dipshitiot by troys girl September 29, 2013
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Dipshidiot
a cross between a dipshit and an idiot. when one or the other doesn't do the moron justice, you put them both together for a fitting adjective for your challenged friend.
"no, africa is NOT a country, you dipshidiot!"
"she's actually a dipshidiot, she couldn't even spell her own name right."
"she's actually a dipshidiot, she couldn't even spell her own name right."
Dipshidiot by emjtheswaq October 21, 2013
Dipshiticus
A person so incredibly stupid that their ignorance can be traced back through their family to Roman times.
Dipshiticus by Man Aise August 26, 2014
dipshitidiot
1. A person who knowingly or unknowingly, aggrevates,annoys,or otherwise pisses off another person by being ridiculously stupid.
2. a person who says or does something silly or outlandish that causes another to shake their head in amusement.
2. a person who says or does something silly or outlandish that causes another to shake their head in amusement.
The dipshitidiot needs to use his turn signal when he turns!
When asked for her drivers license, my sister the dipshitidiot handed the police officer her JC PENNEYs charge card.
When asked for her drivers license, my sister the dipshitidiot handed the police officer her JC PENNEYs charge card.
dipshitidiot by OhioNana February 20, 2011
dipshitbigot
A person who pretends to be egalitarian but his or her actions and views contradict the ideology. This person takes being a dipshit to a new level.
See DeBlasio
See DeBlasio
This dipshitbigot loves inviting African Americans to his home but when they accept he says he caught the flu.
dipshitbigot by ForErv July 7, 2018
dipshidiot
A person who possesses the personality traits of both a "dipshit" and an "idiot". A particularly offensive and dim-witted individual.
dip-SHI-dee-uht
dip-SHI-dee-uht
dipshidiot by Bluto Van Byrd July 14, 2008
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