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Dillydicking 

I wish Bob would make up his mind where he wants to go tonight.. He keeps Dillydicking around
Dillydicking by ezzy4863 March 4, 2011

Dirtydick 

verb: To have sex with more than one person without showering or washing of any sort.
John: Did you just fuck Lisa?
Ted: Sure did!
John: Didn't you fuck Kelly like an hour ago?
Ted: Yeah, so I got her with a dirtydick... No big deal
Dirtydick by Stampman May 24, 2009
One who inserts their penis in a vagina or asshole but fails to ejaculate due to an unfortunate cause.
Nick was railing his girlfriend when his parents came home and nick couldn't finish. Wow! What a dipdick

drippydick

A side affect from going and banging some chick in Amsterdam while you are over seas serving your country and your dick starts leaking some nasty thick creamy puss shortly after.
(Doctor) "What are you symtoms?"
(You) "I got the drippydick."
(Doctor) "No sir, you got chlamydia."
drippydick by Zach A. November 7, 2007
Sticking your dick in another persons ass hole. Before ejaculation your dog unexpectedly comes out of nowhere and licks your sweaty ball sack macking you pull out quickly with your shit dick. After doing so you go hunt down the dog and kill it but then stuff it as a memory.
Chris was getting Andy from behind when their dog came out of nowhere and licked his balls. What dipdicks! That was the second time this had happened. They should have known better and tied the dog up.
Dipdick by theycallmeballsdeep March 20, 2009

dirtydick 

To take your penis and rub it around the the rim of someones cup or glass.
You're such an ass, I think I'll dirtydick your cup when you leave.
dirtydick by Stacy February 19, 2005