A side affect from going and banging some chick in Amsterdam while you are over seas serving your country and your dick starts leaking some nasty thick creamy puss shortly after.
(Doctor) "What are you symtoms?"
(You) "I got the drippydick."
(Doctor) "No sir, you got chlamydia."
Sticking your dick in another persons ass hole. Before ejaculation your dog unexpectedly comes out of nowhere and licks your sweaty ball sack macking you pull out quickly with your shit dick. After doing so you go hunt down the dog and kill it but then stuff it as a memory.
Chris was getting Andy from behind when their dog came out of nowhere and licked his balls. What dipdicks! That was the second time this had happened. They should have known better and tied the dog up.