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One who inserts their penis in a vagina or asshole but fails to ejaculate due to an unfortunate cause.
Nick was railing his girlfriend when his parents came home and nick couldn't finish. Wow! What a dipdick
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Sticking your dick in another persons ass hole. Before ejaculation your dog unexpectedly comes out of nowhere and licks your sweaty ball sack macking you pull out quickly with your shit dick. After doing so you go hunt down the dog and kill it but then stuff it as a memory.
Chris was getting Andy from behind when their dog came out of nowhere and licked his balls. What dipdicks! That was the second time this had happened. They should have known better and tied the dog up.
Dipdick by theycallmeballsdeep March 20, 2009
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When taking a shit, and because your dicks too big, it dips in the bowl.
Person 1: "I have to stand when I bust a grumpy so I don't get dipdick.
Dipdick by Itz_Ghost2321 December 20, 2018
receiving oral sex from a tobacco chewer.
AWWWW me and knapp hooked up last night and i totes got some bad case of the dipdick.
dipdick by stonemartin January 16, 2009
When a guy sits on top of a girl and dips his dick in her mouth.
"Man, he just dipdicked her like I dip my chips."
Dipdick by DipDicker505 October 13, 2017

didickle 

When u pull your dick out of a butthole and it is a fudgesicle(meaning it has shat on it). After this occurs your dick is now known as a didickle.
he has a didickle, that kids a didickle, woah i got a nice didickle last night
didickle by strangbean123 April 16, 2010
Used instead of dick or penis to represent the male sex organ. Could also be used as a verb, similar to dick.
Noun: Sexually, that girl worshipped my diddick like a cross.

Verb: That chick with the herpes? Yeah, I diddicked her last year, pre-disease...
Diddick by Young Beano May 19, 2005
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age gate 

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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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