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verb: To have sex with more than one person without showering or washing of any sort.
John: Did you just fuck Lisa?
Ted: Sure did!
John: Didn't you fuck Kelly like an hour ago?
Ted: Yeah, so I got her with a dirtydick... No big deal
by Stampman May 24, 2009
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The art of penetrating a female with an unwashed penis that had been used to penetrate another female at an earlier time.
I just dirty dicked that hoe, now she's got whatever that bitch had that I banged earlier.
by JCS Bricks August 13, 2004
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Someone who, usually a guy who has sex with a girl who preys on guys, unbeknown to his knowledge that she is a whore.

She usually preys on freshmen or guys that are unaware of her fame.

The guy in particular is cursed for life of the name of Dirty Dick for the unknown amount of STD's contracted.
Dude 1: I had an awesome time with Tiffany last nite.
Dude 2: Don't you know, she preys on guys like us.
Dude 1: Oh shit...
Dude 2: Dude, you gotta dirty dick.
by Prophet of Salvation March 09, 2009
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To take your penis and rub it around the the rim of someones cup or glass.
You're such an ass, I think I'll dirtydick your cup when you leave.
by Stacy February 19, 2005
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When one uses their genitalia(usually male)on a person or object ie. coffee mug, phone reciever, sandwich, door handle, person's forehead etc. Best experienced when observing someone touching or eating an object that has been dirty dicked.
Lets give everyone's car door handle a dirty dickin so wherever they go today they have dick on their hand.
by Aaron December 19, 2003
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When you and your buddies stop somewhere to pee, "Dirty Dick" is the act of picking up a handful of dirt and tossing it in your buddy's pants before he can zip up.

It is customary to shout, "Dirty Dick!" as you do it... then run like hell.
A few times in my life, I have Dirty Dicked a friend. Hurry up and finish peeing yourself, then grab a handful of dirt. Pick your slowest peeing friend and toss the dirt into his pants as he is finishing up, while shouting, "Dirty Dick!"
by Chaud Caliente August 01, 2012
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