n. 1. direar (
die-rear) - A common Southern mispronunciation of the word "diarrhea", often heard in towns with fewer than 20,000 citizens, or from citizens with fewer than 6 teeth.
slang. 2. A humorous and intentional mispronunciation of the word "diarrhea" by sarcastic, college-educated, middle-class individuals simply for the amusement of their wiseass peers.
n. 3. An alternate spelling for "diarrhea", a word in which even the most studious cannot spell when put on the
spot.
"Mama, get me to the terlet (
toilet) on the double, that
chocolate puddin' pie gave me the direar!"
"When my quantum physics professor asked why I missed the final exam, I told him I was stuck on the toilet with a nasty case of 'direar'. He was
fucking speechless! Hahaha!"