direar 

n. 1. direar (die-rear) - A common Southern mispronunciation of the word "diarrhea", often heard in towns with fewer than 20,000 citizens, or from citizens with fewer than 6 teeth.

slang. 2. A humorous and intentional mispronunciation of the word "diarrhea" by sarcastic, college-educated, middle-class individuals simply for the amusement of their wiseass peers.

n. 3. An alternate spelling for "diarrhea", a word in which even the most studious cannot spell when put on the spot.

"Mama, get me to the terlet (toilet) on the double, that chocolate puddin' pie gave me the direar!"

"When my quantum physics professor asked why I missed the final exam, I told him I was stuck on the toilet with a nasty case of 'direar'. He was fucking speechless! Hahaha!"

direar by mbphotog March 10, 2009

direrhea

a union of dire and diarrhea:

Extremely serious or urgent need to discharge feces from your bowels in a liquid form.

"Hey boss, i need to direrhea so bad right now. Can i take a break?"

OR

"This constipation is killing me, direrhea would be nice right about now."

direrhea by anonymouslyanonymously November 29, 2012

Drear 

A big Big Baby who likes to cry all the time and gets eaten By Azragaths

Drear: SKYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHY YOU DO DIS ;_;

Drear by Skye000000 December 1, 2013

Boof in the dreary 

A sentence used to spoof english and irish people

AY mate lets go have a boof in the dreary !!!!!! (haha)

Boof in the dreary by youknowwhoiamdad February 15, 2022

dreary

. How I feel when it rains or when my cello breaks and I feel like part of my soul is missing.

.. Gloomy

Raindrops make me dreary, but that doesn't mean my eyes get teary.

dreary by insufficient postage October 23, 2005

DireKaralius 

A idiot who thinks hes cool on a lego game. Hes a tyrant who plays Wizards Life.

I stayed away from DireKaralius

DireKaralius by direkaralius October 14, 2020

disearraption 

Usually used as term for the the most utterly terrible form of sound (a combination of: Ear rape, distortion, cancer, static, and death to headphone users).

Tim: "Jon, are you ok!?"
Jon: "Oh god, I listen to 3 hours of disearraption and now my ears are bleeding"
Tim: "I could hear it too; my wife's ears are deaf now"
Jon: "I guess we both suffered..."

disearraption by Ya Boi skinny Wenis November 27, 2016