n. 1. direar (die-rear) - A common Southern mispronunciation of the word "diarrhea", often heard in towns with fewer than 20,000 citizens, or from citizens with fewer than 6 teeth.
slang. 2. A humorous and intentional mispronunciation of the word "diarrhea" by sarcastic, college-educated, middle-class individuals simply for the amusement of their wiseass peers.
n. 3. An alternate spelling for "diarrhea", a word in which even the most studious cannot spell when put on the spot.
slang. 2. A humorous and intentional mispronunciation of the word "diarrhea" by sarcastic, college-educated, middle-class individuals simply for the amusement of their wiseass peers.
n. 3. An alternate spelling for "diarrhea", a word in which even the most studious cannot spell when put on the spot.
"Mama, get me to the terlet (toilet) on the double, that chocolate puddin' pie gave me the direar!"
"When my quantum physics professor asked why I missed the final exam, I told him I was stuck on the toilet with a nasty case of 'direar'. He was fucking speechless! Hahaha!"
"When my quantum physics professor asked why I missed the final exam, I told him I was stuck on the toilet with a nasty case of 'direar'. He was fucking speechless! Hahaha!"
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Extremely serious or urgent need to discharge feces from your bowels in a liquid form.
Extremely serious or urgent need to discharge feces from your bowels in a liquid form.
"Hey boss, i need to direrhea so bad right now. Can i take a break?"
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"This constipation is killing me, direrhea would be nice right about now."
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"This constipation is killing me, direrhea would be nice right about now."
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Tim: "Jon, are you ok!?"
Jon: "Oh god, I listen to 3 hours of disearraption and now my ears are bleeding"
Tim: "I could hear it too; my wife's ears are deaf now"
Jon: "I guess we both suffered..."
Jon: "Oh god, I listen to 3 hours of disearraption and now my ears are bleeding"
Tim: "I could hear it too; my wife's ears are deaf now"
Jon: "I guess we both suffered..."
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