dionstick 

broomy's really cute fren >:3, mostly angy >:c

Broomstick: Hewwo :3, I made a server named "dionstick"
dionysus: fuck off
Broomstick: oki ;-;

dionstick by vanasaurus69 October 4, 2021

Dickstick 

A measuring device that every man has to measure the length of his penis. Could be a ruler, a yardstick, or something else with a predetermined size. Rarely seen or admitted to, but in the possession of most men.

"I woke up with such bad wood this morning that I had to grab my dickstick and see what the damage was."

Dickstick by knight_visionn December 6, 2009

Dipstick 

A name you call a dumbass when they fall and hurt themselves or just do something incredibly stupid.

Brian, you dipstick! Get your ass off the floor and go sit on some ice.

Dipstick by BigBoiDante August 20, 2018

dipsticking 

The act of inserting an erect penis into a menstruating girl's vagina to check for blood similarly as one would check for oil in an automobile. It is also a good way to measure the depth of a woman's vagina. If a large enough man measures his own length prior to dipsticking, the amount of "oil" on his penis post-dipsticking will determine her depth.

Remember that during dipsticking it is important to wipe the dipstick off before you check for oil to yield sufficient results. It's got to be clean, and you have to give it a good swab."

-The latter, has in fact been attempted with satisfactory results.

dipsticking by disc.inc. May 4, 2010

Mexican Dipstick 

A sexual/alcohol-related act akin to the infamous buttchug. When performing a Mexican Dipstick, one party will soak their finger in tequila, and gently insert it into the anus of the other party.

Note: the salt on the rim is optional, but recommended.

I was hoping to party but all I had was tequila. Hating the taste, I asked my lover to perform a Mexican Dipstick, hold the salt.

Mexican Dipstick by Year of the Browneye September 15, 2016

Mexican Dipstick 

A knife. Termed "Mexican Dipstick" due to the amount of Mexicans (mainly those in gangs) who typically wield knives.
Primary function is to determine if the person it is tested on (victim) is low on oil (blood). A play on the "real" dipstick, used to measure oil.

So I was walking to the 7-11 and some guy was like "Tennis Rules!" so I responded with "Tennis is for bitches!". He proceded to pull out his mexican dipstick and chase me for 2 blocks before he gave up.

Mexican Dipstick by Teh Lolly Roffler August 5, 2007

Colombian Dipstick 

When a guy sticks his dick in a morning cup of coffee and then his girl sucks it off.

Her favorite breakfast was a fat stack of pancakes followed by a frothy Colombian Dipstick.

Colombian Dipstick by KikiStylz February 13, 2022