Doofstick
Doofstick by Cheddrpeppr May 14, 2010
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Doof Stick
A tall stick, thick enough for attachments of one's choice, used as an identifier to find friends, of artistic or self-expression, to steer the ship or to be used as a staff (like Gandalf).
Jack had lost all of his friends at the festival when he got a bit too cooked. Luckily he was able to find them again when he spotted his mate's doof stick front left of the stage
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