dipsticking

The act of inserting an erect penis into a menstruating girl's vagina to check for blood similarly as one would check for oil in an automobile. It is also a good way to measure the depth of a woman's vagina. If a large enough man measures his own length prior to dipsticking, the amount of "oil" on his penis post-dipsticking will determine her depth.

Remember that during dipsticking it is important to wipe the dipstick off before you check for oil to yield sufficient results. It's got to be clean, and you have to give it a good swab."

-The latter, has in fact been attempted with satisfactory results.

by disc.inc. May 4, 2010

Dipstick

A name you call a dumbass when they fall and hurt themselves or just do something incredibly stupid.

Brian, you dipstick! Get your ass off the floor and go sit on some ice.

by BigBoiDante August 20, 2018

dipstick

1. the penis

2. a stupid or obnoxious person

Shut up you sleazy dipstick.

by Light Joker April 27, 2007

Dipsticking

When a person soaks a tampon in alcohol (beer, vodka, whiskey etc...) and inserts the tampon into their rectum for an increased effect of influence.

Dude, no joke, dipsticking will fuck your ass up!

by William_Scatner April 12, 2011

dipstick

Penis. See also to dip ones stick.

I saw his dipstick in the moonlight and my word did I get a fright. And that on a saturday night !

by muffindamule October 6, 2006

Dipstick

1.) The stick in fun dip.
2.) The D.
3.) A stupid person.

Hey dipstick, give me that dipstick, and the other dipstick.

by Shaey Kay May 22, 2014

Dipstick

1: You.

2: Something Jamison “Junkrat” Fawkes says in the game “Overwatch 2”

1: You are a dipstick

2: Dipstick!

by Sandman46 August 4, 2023