3 definitions by disc.inc.
The act of inserting an erect penis into a menstruating girl's vagina to check for blood similarly as one would check for oil in an automobile. It is also a good way to measure the depth of a woman's vagina. If a large enough man measures his own length prior to dipsticking, the amount of "oil" on his penis post-dipsticking will determine her depth.
Remember that during dipsticking it is important to wipe the dipstick off before you check for oil to yield sufficient results. It's got to be clean, and you have to give it a good swab."
-The latter, has in fact been attempted with satisfactory results.
-The latter, has in fact been attempted with satisfactory results.
by disc.inc. May 4, 2010
The host of Dateline NBC's, To Catch A Predator; a smug bastard.
If you see this man in a house that isn't yours, then you can pretty much count on yourself going to jail.
He will not believe that you just wanted to play video games.
If you see this man in a house that isn't yours, then you can pretty much count on yourself going to jail.
He will not believe that you just wanted to play video games.
Chris Hansen - Would you like to explain to me what you're doing here?
Pedophile #1 - I...umm...I'm just here to play video games.
Chris Hansen - So what's going on here?
Pedophile #2 - I would just like to go home, sir.
Pedophile #1 - I...umm...I'm just here to play video games.
Chris Hansen - So what's going on here?
Pedophile #2 - I would just like to go home, sir.
by disc.inc. December 20, 2010
Kevin: Hey, you know if you go to google and wait for the page to load, you can play Pacman?
Krista: Fuck Pacman. Gluttonous yellow cheese wedge. Makes me fucking sick.
-FIN
Krista: Fuck Pacman. Gluttonous yellow cheese wedge. Makes me fucking sick.
-FIN
by disc.inc. May 21, 2010