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dirtstick 

When someone has a mullet and a moustache. Usually accompanied by ripped jeans and a black concert t-shirt
Dude, these dirsticks asked me to by them beer outside the 7 11.
dirtstick by John March 6, 2003
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Dickstick 

A measuring device that every man has to measure the length of his penis. Could be a ruler, a yardstick, or something else with a predetermined size. Rarely seen or admitted to, but in the possession of most men.
"I woke up with such bad wood this morning that I had to grab my dickstick and see what the damage was."
Dickstick by knight_visionn December 6, 2009

Dipstick 

A name you call a dumbass when they fall and hurt themselves or just do something incredibly stupid.
Brian, you dipstick! Get your ass off the floor and go sit on some ice.
Dipstick by BigBoiDante August 20, 2018

dirtstache 

A thin layer of facial hair on the upper lip that looks like dirt was smeared over the persons face.
Look at AJs dirtstache, did he dive into a pile of shit?

dipsticking 

The act of inserting an erect penis into a menstruating girl's vagina to check for blood similarly as one would check for oil in an automobile. It is also a good way to measure the depth of a woman's vagina. If a large enough man measures his own length prior to dipsticking, the amount of "oil" on his penis post-dipsticking will determine her depth.
Remember that during dipsticking it is important to wipe the dipstick off before you check for oil to yield sufficient results. It's got to be clean, and you have to give it a good swab."

-The latter, has in fact been attempted with satisfactory results.
dipsticking by disc.inc. May 4, 2010

Dirtsack 

A person who owns more knives than years they have been alive, enjoys waving their fingers in the air while intoxicated, and is more proficient in knowledge and skill in any number of hillbilly weapons. This type of a person will quickly express his "abilities" for any activity if given the chance, and is better at anything than you are.
Me: Did you see that guy drive out of that police take down maneuver at 100mph!?!

Some Dirtsack: Aww that's easy, yah just shift it into neutral and get control of the wheel.

Me: You're a fucking dirtsack.
Dirtsack by Kevin Ruda July 20, 2008

Mexican Dipstick 

A sexual/alcohol-related act akin to the infamous buttchug. When performing a Mexican Dipstick, one party will soak their finger in tequila, and gently insert it into the anus of the other party.

Note: the salt on the rim is optional, but recommended.
I was hoping to party but all I had was tequila. Hating the taste, I asked my lover to perform a Mexican Dipstick, hold the salt.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
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