Yardstick

A One Hundred Dollar Bill

“How much is that sack gonna run me?”

“Throw me a yardstick”

Yardstick by meanstreetsreggie August 17, 2019

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a line of cocaine so big and girthy the only capable nose that can handle one will be found etched on the side of mount rushmore

holy shit, you blow monkeys keep ripping yardsticks that big your going to end up like jim morrison or even worse doing atrain bad with a rough case of the "meth mouth"

yardstick by poopbandit#2 April 26, 2007

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yardstick

1. A real pain in the ass.
2. An object that parents use to inflict pain and fear into their children.

1. Tom: "I hate our 8:00am class!"
John: "Ya waking up that early is such a yardstick...."

2. Mom: "Clean up your room, I'm tired of seeing that mess."
Child: "Then don't look at it!"
Mom: "Thats it I'm getting the yardstick."
Child: "No, no!! I'll clean it up!!!
Mom: "Thats what I thought you said.."

yardstick by cshannon17 March 7, 2010

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yardstick

A measuring device consisting of a stick of one yard length. The stick is often graduated (has regular markings along the side to divide it into feet and inches).

He used a yardstick to measure things.

yardstick by Dueck April 15, 2006