35 definitions by toast455

Acronym for love of my life. A soulmate. Pronounced "Lom-El" Is also referred to as OTLOML which stands for One True Love Of My Life.
Judy is my high school sweetheart and we got married after college. She is my loml.
by toast455 July 5, 2005
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A sneaky guy who has no shame in plotting to get girls to have sex with him. Usually college guys who get girls drunk and take advantage of them.
Freshman Larry is such a dick weasel. He only went to the Frat Party because he knew he could get Wendy drunk and screw her brains out.
by toast455 July 5, 2005
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Sweat Patches in Full-Effect. A person who has wet spots on his shirt usually under the arms from sweating.
I went on date last night with this really hot chick and got so nervous that I coudn't contain my spife.
by toast455 June 28, 2005
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1. someone who is bisexual
2. someone whose sexual preferance can go either way and does not favor men or women
I met this girl at a bar the other night and I saw her checking out other chicks. She's probably a kitchen door.
by toast455 June 22, 2005
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stretched out and saggy vaginal lips. It is also refered to as a "shotgun blast" or an "exploded bubble gum bubble"
When I got one look at her beef curtain, I pulled up my pants.
by toast455 June 22, 2005
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a local hick; a townie; hillbilly
Also reffered to as local yocals.
The other night I caught a blowjob from a yocal who didn't have any teeth.
by toast455 June 22, 2005
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a person who you can not determine if they are gay or straight
Dan never has a girlfriend and really likes to shop. He is definately queerstionable.
by toast455 June 23, 2005
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