toast455's definitions

beef curtain

stretched out and saggy vaginal lips. It is also refered to as a "shotgun blast" or an "exploded bubble gum bubble"

When I got one look at her beef curtain, I pulled up my pants.

by toast455 July 2, 2005

main piece

a woman that a guy dates for the primary purpose of providing his steady source of sex. The woman is almost always unaware that this guy is actively seeking out as many side pieces as possible. See also Main, main bitch, main squeeze.

Dude 1: This club is wack. Its looks like our chances of meeting some fine honeys are pretty slim.
Dude 2: No big deal! I got my main piece waiting for me at home.

by toast455 February 17, 2006

zypo

A typographical error caused by misplacing your typing fingers on the wrong keys on the keyboard.

1. I was on instant messenger talking to my friend and I got so mad at him that I tried to write back something really fast but all I wrote was a major zypo.

2. I wasn't paying attention to what I was writing and zypo'ed the whole paragraph.

by toast455 July 3, 2005

loml

Acronym for love of my life. A soulmate. Pronounced "Lom-El" Is also referred to as OTLOML which stands for One True Love Of My Life.

Judy is my high school sweetheart and we got married after college. She is my loml.

by toast455 July 18, 2005

queerstionable

a person who you can not determine if they are gay or straight

Dan never has a girlfriend and really likes to shop. He is definately queerstionable.

by toast455 July 3, 2005

yocal

a local hick; a townie; hillbilly
Also reffered to as local yocals.

The other night I caught a blowjob from a yocal who didn't have any teeth.

by toast455 July 2, 2005

wutons

a nice plump womans ass.

Did you see the wutons on that hottie?

by toast455 July 2, 2005