dinkelberry

Its a dried ball of shit hanging off an ass hair.
Usually occuring due to poor sanitary habits or rushing off the toilet too fast to grab a beer.
Also used to describe an asshole.

The dinkelberries on my ass scraped my flesh causing quite the bloody mess.

by scottb April 26, 2005

Fairy dinkelberry

A hump mobile of a dinkel Berry also known as an ugly fucker (porn star)

“You are a fairy dinkelberry”

by Fairy dinkelberry April 28, 2022

Quandale Dingleberry james bartholomew the 3rd farting anderson

A hot guy

Man he looks a lot like Quandale Dingleberry james bartholomew the 3rd farting anderson right now

by IzzerYes April 16, 2022

dingleberry fiesta

An infestation of dingleberries in one's anus, generally caused by an overly sweaty ass crack, or from taking a shit right after a shower while ones ass is still wet. The toilet paper disintegrates into many pieces, becoming entangled in ass hairs, resulting in a Dingleberry Fiesta. Most often caused by super soft or thin toilet paper.

"Its so hot out, I can feel the sweat running down my back, taking a shit now is bound to cause a dingleberry fiesta."

by the H. monster December 3, 2009

Dingleberry sniffer

Someone who sniffs dingleberrys. Used as an insult by rednecks.

"What a dingleberry sniffer son of a gun!" used to offend someone

by GMGN April 21, 2020

Dingleberry El Grande

When a fourth generation dingleberry matures to the size of a walnut and other hairs are conjoined into the over-sized dingleberry forming a gate of excruciating pain. As the dingleberry expands and pulls the hair, the O-ring swells up like a female baboon.

The record for the largest dingleberry el grande measured 7 1/2 in in diameter

by thedream75 June 15, 2010

Quantavious Dingleberry III

Quandale Dingle’s Grandfather

Quantavious Dingleberry III is so goofy

by hxrlem May 1, 2022