dinkelberry

Its a dried ball of shit hanging off an ass hair.
Usually occuring due to poor sanitary habits or rushing off the toilet too fast to grab a beer.
Also used to describe an asshole.

The dinkelberries on my ass scraped my flesh causing quite the bloody mess.

by scottb April 26, 2005

Fairy dinkelberry

A hump mobile of a dinkel Berry also known as an ugly fucker (porn star)

“You are a fairy dinkelberry”

by Fairy dinkelberry April 28, 2022