Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Gottapee

Wizard Jumping

When a sorceress pulls a train on the wizard and his friends.

Agatha is such a whore. The other night she was wizard jumping at Merlin's castle. She hopped from wand to wand like it was no big deal.

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In medieval times when a sorceress pulls a train on several wizards in succession.

Agatha the sorceress had a great time at the wizard's castle. All of his wizard friends were there. Agatha pulled off the wizard jumping of her life.

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Verb. When someone doesn't want to do their job at work and has someone else do it for them.

That son of a bitch just tried John Kuhning me on that plugged up toilet. I guess it ain't gonna plunge itself.

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Ohio State is 0‐4 all time against the Clemson Tigers, making them OSU's Daddy.

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A term for a penis. Parents may use this term with younger males instead of dick, cock, or even meat missle.

I told my Mom I had to pee, she told me to tie my dingledoofer in a knot. I said it wasn't long enough.

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