dinglehopher
Friend 1: I once read in a magazine that big foot married a mermaid!!!
Friend 2: Don't Be a dinglehopher, Steve.
Friend 2: Don't Be a dinglehopher, Steve.
dinglehopher by darkvalkrye March 21, 2008
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Dinglehopper
Dinglehopper by Ruby December 6, 2003
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Dinglehopper
A common term used among the mer-people who live in the Atlantic Ocean. It refers to the human item commonly known as a fork. However, instead of using this item to eat as humans do, the mer-people (especially young mermaids) prefer to use this item to comb through their luscious locks.
Scuttle: "Wow! Look at this! Wow...this is special. Very unusual."
Ariel: "What?! What is it?"
Scuttle: "It's a....Dinglehopper!"
Ariel: "What?! What is it?"
Scuttle: "It's a....Dinglehopper!"
Dinglehopper by elizabeth_j#471014 November 21, 2017
Dinglehopper Rebound
When you're a widow and you promised that you would never date again but you find that one and only rebound. And because of them, you'll live for the other one.
Jacob: (loses his husband)
Jacob: I'll never love or date again.
Jacob: (finds his dinglehopper rebound)
Jacob: I've loved again
Jacob: I'll never love or date again.
Jacob: (finds his dinglehopper rebound)
Jacob: I've loved again
Dinglehopper Rebound by 3:30 - 5:30 December 29, 2022
dinklehopper
an annoying, stupid person who falls over all the time
and just completely struggles with everything all the time; someone who cannot function when in the class of biology.
and just completely struggles with everything all the time; someone who cannot function when in the class of biology.
dinklehopper by mraaaah March 11, 2009
Dinglebopper
An insult that one might make when he can't think of any other word, or a word that one says just to make his friends laugh, usually in vain.
Dinglebopper by Pooter November 5, 2014
Dinglehopper
Dinglehopper by Noidiwnfe a December 20, 2022
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