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an item in which the name or function is unbeknownst to (or has been forgotten by) the person uttering the term
“I twisted the dilly-doo until the thingy lined up with the whosie-whatsit and wouldn’t ya know it. The dingus got all gashnitzed and gashnizzled and the jobby-joo went wizz-bang out the back. Please forgive me if I’m getting too technical for you. It’s just that I’ve been workin’ in the doojigger biz since I was knee-high to a whatchamacallit and I rarely interact with you civilians.”
dilly-doo by goose_on_a_roof October 14, 2020
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A combination of "dildo" and "asswipe." A handy abbreviation if you want to call someone both names but are too lazy to use both words.
Guy A: "Hey, look! I'm getting ready to stick my junk into the electrical outlet!"
Guy B: "Don't do that, you dilwipe!"
dilwipe by dentar February 20, 2011

dilly ditching 

The act of disposing of ones recreational sex toy, particularly a dildo, in a public space. Especially a residential area.
“She went Dilly Ditching because her toy no longer pleased her and she wanted a new one.”
dilly ditching by SkFredyyP November 2, 2020
"Oh my, she's perfect, she's a beauty, she's a Dilay."
dilay by AmberLeijten September 19, 2013

dilwacker 

a douche bag; a fake; an arrogant yet stupid slob; a user/abuser of people or things; a synthetic penis; a jerk.
That guy from Janesville is such a dilwacker! That's the last time I'll let him date my daughter!
dilwacker by thingoneandthingtwo November 5, 2012

Chick-A-Dilly 

Yummy chicken from south Arkansas that will make your ass and titties get bigger than a mug.
I need some Chick-A-Dilly quick because my ass is way too small and my titties ain’t big and a bitch is hongry.
Chick-A-Dilly by Mag-Hoe-Lian July 21, 2018