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A small, greasy muppet who looks like he has been hit by a frying pan. Commonly found licking ritchardsons rim!
GET THAT dilwyn AWAY FROM ME
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Dirty Dilwyn

The act of entering the House of Commons pissed-drunk and shagging the hottest MP doggy style. (You need a rotisserie chicken and a joint to do this act.)
PM: My god! He's giving her the dirty Dilwyn!
Dilwyn: Fuck off! I'm having a drink!
Dirty Dilwyn by marauder211 March 31, 2020
Related Words
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An invented insult word that sounds bad but isn't.
I can't believe my husband has such a dilwonk for a best friend.
dilwonk by Joe & Buzz January 19, 2011

Dilyn moment 

Saying the most outrageous shit and at the most inappropriate times SUPER LOUDLY. Falls asleep constantly. VERY OUT OF POCKET
ME: Dude he told my girlfriends dad about me drinking.
FRIEND: Oh my god, why would he do that?
ME: He had a Dilyn moment
Dilyn moment by Smellyfingers1988 August 16, 2023
Hot sweet guy who treats you with the utmost respect. Shy but very affictionate at times. He loves all his girlfriends with all his heart and never gives up on his dreams. He is the type of person were no matter what you can talk to him about anything
You: Dilyn I had just the most horrible day
Dilyn: well what happened

You: People kept calling me bad words and all these other things
Dilyn by Yeppy December 12, 2013
Name of person ;

Original and true name

-oftenly good looking
Delwyn is HOT!
delwyn by Jean Elan August 21, 2009
The most frustrating girl to be around. She always farts and it smells like dead trees. It always makes a loud, juicy sound and it hurts my ears. She always talks about her Dream SMP obesession and how in love with him she is. Her mother left her on the beach in Algeria when she was a baby and she had to fend for herself. This is why she has really bad cooking "skills".
That girl is such a Delwyn.

Was that girl raised on an abandoned island? She's such a Delwyn...
Delwyn by sonik x bonik January 31, 2022
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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