dildoke 

Performing karaoke with a dildo as a microphone.

She performed dildoke to the song , Filthy by Justin Timberlake.

dildoke by liloutrageous May 30, 2018

Dildometer 

A scientific instrument used to measeure dildons. Dildon is a derived term, like Newton, to represent dildoes per square foot.

Mr T: Whoa, I'm picking up 34 Dildons on my TI Super Dildometer!
Chuck Norris: Someone has alot of dildoes around here!!!
Your Mom: Oh, that's just me. ;-)

Dildometer by Shouter January 8, 2008

dildoesque 

A rarely uttered adjective used to clearly convey that someone or something is reminiscent of a dildo.

My, that is a strikingly beautiful building, it is entirely dildoesque!

dildoesque by Dr Bunnygirl June 13, 2021

Dildozer 

One of the monstertrucks from the movie "Idiocracy" with what resembles a dildo on the bumper.

"THE DILDOZER!!!"

Dildozer by WehageDK June 28, 2009

Dildoery 

Dil-doh-ery verb : act up, caper, carry on*, cavort, clown, fool around, joke, misbehave, play, play jokes, romp, roughhouse, show off, half ass something.a person who amuses others by ridiculous or odd behavior, jokes, etc a foolish person.

The board filled with tickets all at once and dildoery ensued.
(past tense) : Dil-doh-ic < Steve acted in a dildoic manner.

Dildoery by Tastydactyle March 15, 2011

Dildoren

The highest number imaginable, or the largest possible amount of something.

Stacy loves and misses Azha dildoren.

Dildoren by DavinciKisser January 12, 2019

Dildosexual 

When you're asexual but love dildos

I am a dildosexual, can't stand sex, but love to masturbate.

Dildosexual by dildosexual August 19, 2021