Dildoed 

When one gets beaten the shit out of, with a large purple, rubber dong, made out of Daniel's package.

Mike Ock just dildoed me in Call of Duty 4!!

or

Daniel just dildoed the shit out of that nigger! In fact, he niggered the shit out of that dildo.

Dildoed by JewDoo My COCK December 9, 2008

Fucking dildoed 

Verb: To get fucked (over), but without the fun.

Intercon security fucking dildoed me this week.

Fucking dildoed by DeathOnMyMind September 5, 2021

Fucking dildoed 

Verb: To be fucked (over), without any of the fun.

Intercon Security fucking dildoed me this week.

Fucking dildoed by DeathOnMyMind September 5, 2021

Gettin' dildoed 

When someone who is bald passes by and you or a friend sticks a dildo on his head. The bald person then just got dildoed

My bald teacher is gettin' dildoed

Gettin' dildoed by 6EIoT May 22, 2023

dildoesque 

A rarely uttered adjective used to clearly convey that someone or something is reminiscent of a dildo.

My, that is a strikingly beautiful building, it is entirely dildoesque!

dildoesque by Dr Bunnygirl June 13, 2021

Dildoery 

Dil-doh-ery verb : act up, caper, carry on*, cavort, clown, fool around, joke, misbehave, play, play jokes, romp, roughhouse, show off, half ass something.a person who amuses others by ridiculous or odd behavior, jokes, etc a foolish person.

The board filled with tickets all at once and dildoery ensued.
(past tense) : Dil-doh-ic < Steve acted in a dildoic manner.

Dildoery by Tastydactyle March 15, 2011

dildoes 

The pluralization of the word dildo; more than one dildo.

Guy A : How many dildoes were there?
Guy B : I don't know, but I'm sore and I want to go home.

dildoes by Awesumness January 16, 2007